The Latest Wingnut Hilarity

Holy jokefest Batman! It's wild to watch these guys and gals that have fallen off the Titanic flail in the waters. Is it not truly apparent to all but the most sheeple of wingnuts that all this "treason" and "aid the terrorist" talk is a Rovian ploy to keep people from talking about the Administrations failed policies? To move the discuss to the "evil liberals" on a 24/7 basis? Click on this story to read The latest:

I learned today from Michelle Malkin, Powerline's John Hinderaker, Red State, and David Horowitz, among others, that The New York Times not only wants to help Al Qaeda launch terrorist attacks on the United States, but that newspaper also want to do everything possible to enable The Terrorists to assassinate Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld. That is the conclusion which these sober leaders of "conservative" punditry drew after reading this article in the Times' Travel section, which features the tiny, charming village of St. Michaels on the Eastern Shore of Maryland, where both Cheney and Rumsfeld have vacation homes.Darkly lurking beneath the rustic, playful tone of the NYT Travel article is a homicidal plot on the part of the reporters and editors of the Times to provide a roadmap to their Al Qaeda allies so that they find Cheney and Rumsfeld (and maybe even Mrs. Rumsfeld) and murder them.

Gee if our chemical plants and borders and ports of entry were half as guarded as Rumsfeld and Cheneys' homes maybe, just maybe, we wouldn't have near as much to worry about. How dare the NY Times print ANYTHING! All newspapers(except for Newsmax) should just cease publication until the "war on terror" is won. It's just..just...treasonous you know!

So, to recap - America is currently at war and its enemies are domestic liberals and The New York Times. This war was started by Al Gore and Jimmy Carter when they opposed the invasion of Iraq. The New York Times is allied with Al Qaeda and their latest plot against America is to provide their terrorist friends with a roadmap to the vacation homes of Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld so that they can be assassinated. That is what is being reported today by three of the largest "conservative" blogs on the Internet....

I have yet to find a person who didn't laugh out loud when I told them of this. My take is we are supposedly fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them here. If enough is not being done at home to protect our homeland then we might want to rethink our strategy.

Shouldn't there be some level of irrationality which, once displayed, disqualifies someone from being taken seriously in our mainstream political dialogue? The most minimal standards in that regard would immediately rid the pro-Bush contingent of their best-selling author along with many, if not most, of their most widely-read bloggers and talk radio hosts.

That point was reached at my house a number of years ago. I have a feeling that they are fueling their fall with all this. Oh, by the way..what about that war on terror and Osama Bin Lauden..can we get back to talking about that someday?

NewsMax, one of the sources on which Malkin relied in accusing the Times of evil-doing for having published the whereabouts of Cheney and Rumsfeld's vacation homes, itself published this article more than 9 months ago, entitled "Cheneys Head to Maryland Shore"

Oops...scratch that..No one should publish! Including the USA Today!...

WASHINGTON — President Bush is taking Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi to the Elvis Presley shrine at Graceland on Friday, although first the two leaders have serious matters to discuss.

Wow! They could get 2 world leaders with one shot..and a national landmark!

As one of the commenters on this article noted.

As humorous as this is on the the surface, I believe it is indicative that the War on Terror has always been a war against the left. It just becomes more openly so as time goes on.

Update:They declared war on the idea that journalists have not just the right but the obligation to hold those in power accountable for their actions. They declared war on the idea that journalists, not the government and not a political party, get to decide what appears in the press. They declared war on the idea that the public has a right to know what the government is doing in our name.
This is a profound threat to our democracy, and we underestimate it at our peril.