Sunday, November 05, 2006

Right Wing Roundup

Shorter Rush Limbaugh: Whatever happened 10 years before is still relevant today. Nothing that happened in between is worth mentioning.

Shorter Anne Coulter: Even if Democrats win they lost and when they do they will they will do all kinds of crazy stuff. You should be scared like I am.

Shorter Bill O Reilly- There is no moral outrage in the opposition to the war. People just don't like it because we aren't winning.

Shorter Mark, whos pearls are before swine- Even though it was all black democrats who endorsed a black republican it is the democrats who are the race baiters and separators.(no really, this is exactly what he says! read it.)

Shorter EH -The liberals don't run as paragons of moral virtue so it's not fair.

Shorter Freedom Eden- It's ok for us to criticize you but you are a hypocrite when you criticize us.

Shorter Villans Vanquished- I don't care what the liberal media says. I know the truth and Democrats are troop hating terrorist lovers.


Blogger Dedanna said...

Shorter Bill O'Reilly -- at least someone from the con side is admitting that we're not winning in Iraq. It's about time.

8:25 AM, November 06, 2006  
Blogger Ron said...

True but even then he screws it up if he thinks there is no moral outrage. He has totally missed the point. Even when he gets it right he gets it wrong.

9:54 PM, November 06, 2006  

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